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Oh my GOD! The drama on my dash. Good RP Blogs. So Good.

Totally take a look at them if you haven’t already!

sisnotsissy

sardonicpuppeteer

Snarkfest ahoy



shaneseks:

Studio Killers - Eros and Apollo
Senorita Cherry

oddii:

princesskuzco:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

So this psycho-ass kid runs away from home and makes animals he traps fight other animals to the death and then isolates himself on a fucking mountain or some shit.

A dumb rookie cop gets sent on some suicide ass mission by himself to recover some famous cum slut that’s being held hostage by religious sychos that may or may not be zombies, and no one speaks english.

Some piece of shit Mary-Sue runs the fuck around, forcing people to join the army. Making asshole choices, and fucking with people ‘just ‘cause’. Also they are a huge whore. They proceed to get themselves and the army butt fucked by a demonic dragon. The End.

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quinnsly-says:

Ju Ju Magic by Steam Powered Giraffe.


davidstrider:

on a scale from one to bored im veering towards ‘self-destructive’



davestripper:

johnlaughingalonewithgushers:

homo-explosions:

a friend started talking about poledancing while i was doodling daves
stripper!dave is now collegestuck canon. u_u

wow it’s like I literally just cannot stop

id say this is pretty relevant to my url

fatsuya-suou:

Why the hell are bras so expensive

Do retailers not realize that if left unchecked my nipples will punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime and kill us all the moment the temperature drops below 70 degrees fahrenheit